It's crazy-pants to think that an organization would keep someone on the payroll whose entire job is to just talk to the project team members, while AI does all the project management work

If you had an opportunity to get sign off on the user experience before any work starts, why wouldn't you?

To suggest that you have a book with all the answers, but you must pore over it to truly understand it isn't a cert program, it's a religion

an autonomous PMO is driven by delivering the project.  A project team without that autonomy is driven by making someone else happy

If you met a baby who could read at a second-grade level, you would be pretty impressed, right?

why are AAA games so damn expensive to make?  Is it the voice actors; the marketing; corporate expenses?

The client wanted me to communicate with everyone what had happened.  What went down was a slow-motion train wreck in 4k.

Finding the right template takes time.  Why would you put in the effort if you’re just going to get hit with directors in full riot gear?

Herb recognized that clients are “snot-sucking bastards with the IQ of lumpy fucking gravy.”